Denise Day Spencer

September 23, 2006

Truth in labeling

Filed under: Random ramblings — denisedayspencer @ 6:53 pm

I’m going to write about bathrooms. Oh, don’t worry. This is not an attempt at scatological humor. I’m talking about confusion in labeling. Public restrooms, that is.

Signs on restroom doors need to be objects we can trust. Sometimes the owner of the establishment tries to get cutesy. One of our favorite Lexington restaurants has “Ladies” on the outside of the ladies’ room as you go in…and “Gentlemen” on the inside of the ladies’ room as you go out–just to kindly freak you out for one fun moment. (more…)

September 14, 2006

Children’s sermon: Families

Filed under: Children's sermons — denisedayspencer @ 2:41 am

Another children’s sermon based on the doctrinal summaries in the Disciple’s Study Bible.

SCRIPTURES: Genesis 1:27-28, Luke 2:51-52

OBJECT: a family portrait

I brought a picture for you to see today. This is a special kind of picture called a family portrait. A family portrait might be a picture of a mom, a dad, and the children. It might include grandparents or other family members.

From the very beginning of time, God has planned that we should live together in families. He created Adam, then He made a wife for Adam named “Eve.” God told Adam and Eve to “be fruitful and multiply.” That meant God intended for them to have children, and they did. (more…)

September 8, 2006

To all you Harry Potter fans

Filed under: Random ramblings — denisedayspencer @ 2:28 am

I’ve figured it out! [Mock spoiler alert!] I quote from chapter 20 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:

“…Dumbledore emptied the last memory into the Pensieve…Harry let out a hastily stifled gasp. Voldemort had entered the room. His features were not those Harry had seen emerge from the great stone cauldron almost two years ago…It was as though his features had been burned and blurred; they were waxy and oddly distorted…and his face was as pale as the snow glistening on his shoulders…”

This is worse than I thought! Lord Voldemort is…Michael Jackson!!!

September 4, 2006

Upside to the empty nest

Filed under: Home Front — denisedayspencer @ 12:33 pm

1. There’s much less laundry to do.

2. There are fewer dirty dishes to wash.

3. I can exercise in the morning while listening to loud music and not worry about waking up the kids.

4. THEY COME BACK TO VISIT!!!!

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